Huwebes, Agosto 8, 2013

The dark Meme rises

Senate bill for Internet Meme to be Illegal. Only in the Philippines. You know Brownism of Memes.
I knew it since the Daughter of the Dark Night won the Senatorial Elections. I mean we cannot say that it is not hurtful but maybe its overkill. No this isn't about Yao Ming or Nicolas Cage this is about Nancy Binay. Nancy Binay is now a Philippine Icon for Memes but Kill-it. Anti-Meme bill spare the mement I mean moment. Six years imprisonment for making Memes as a crime only in the Philippines.

This is the raison d'ĂȘtre of Sen. Binay: Its for you to Judge


I know

Now showing in that more than 1 theater, Nationwide.



Filipinos are brown in nature, I mean the skin color. Only Mixed Filipinos are whites but memes are 
artistic forms of showing the ugly truth. I mean c'mon 4.5 million Filipinos have Depression don't add more.
Everyone wants change we don't want another mediocre to be our leader. But when life becomes
sarcastic then maybe we need laughter. I'm not saying that Bullying is good but maybe if you're that
famous you should be stronger about everything. Life isn't perfect c'mon but you are there they are
there at least you've won. 

If the truth isn't creative it will hurt.





But who made it ? We don't know


Happy browsing





Miyerkules, Agosto 7, 2013

Backstabber 101

Backstabber comes in different forms they look different but they act the same. flattery at the front insult at the back. Let me give a brief intro to Backstabbers


Psychology of a Backstabber in Layman's term:
They are aware that they are ugly and their  face is hopeless. Being insecure cuts in two ways.

1. Bitches

You know, those who smells like Glade air-fresheners. Make-ups are the same as The Joker except they where L'oreal. They act like Bitches to feel better about their selves. They are air-headed that fact became 
obvious because of Paris Hilton. They became insecure for many reasons one is the 
Emotional Quotient and the Intelligence quotient, they don't have it. You know studying but not learning, life maybe rough especially Algebra for the B*s. But there genetics gave them diminishing returns the Barbie looks. Now lets go with the main topic , the second type.

2. The insecure Backstabbers.

Common people. Not beautiful, Not smart, just a part of the crowd but they will bypass you're security by acting like your friend and after gaining your trust at some point your secrets are revealed in Facebook or wherever you've met your Backstabbing friend. Flattery is their.  game Backstabber is their name.

Now let me go to my teachings please.

Easy, give them the dose of their own medicine, I don't mean that you should back stab them, its basically hypocrisy for god's sake who are we Al Gore. This is the cinematic way first:

The whole thing:
What is the Backstabbers knife 
the won he spread to the mob?



Face the issue: Know the whole rumor the Judas said. Then confront it whether it is your odor accept it then buy some you know products. 

Ignore 
If your ego is so big. The damage is you've rejected. You're fame came to dirt and its good an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Go on. Continue reading

Gather evidence: If its in the Internet well its for the better. Print it. Lure him on a trap. But don't spill the bean.

Give him a trailer: Ignore him but be a modern human being be nice. But don't spend too much time. 

Get the Second Part: Get insiders, get information from friends be a spy. If its a severe Backstabbing incident. If its fatal with other suspects involve, execute this plan. 

Get Photos, buy spy gadgets: Its really cheap I have one.

Find a great event: Maybe a birthday of yours, a party or just make a fake event with other mutual friends classmates. If its in School maybe a school activity. This is the most crucial part , the setting make or brake time.

Do the dramatic style: its like a script. I've done this its effective

Example your birthday

Thank you all for coming I've noticed that things have been so hard lately. You all want be for what can I give you thank you for the fake smile fake laugh and the whole sabotage kill me plan. I love you especially you my friend come up here. Lets see your insights about me.

Then a Powerpoint of bad-mouth screenshots. Wow how good I am you call me Ugly. You are so 
beautiful. You call me crazy well I am.

Oh roll on..

And you our teacher the one responsible for this chaos. You got pregnant at the age of 16 ran away and you want to build your past. Oh maybe you are finding the dad of you're kid its not here but you are finding it here aren't you. And please let me elaborate to those saying that I'm ugly

Hey friend your mole are raise and dark and huge I thought of raisins

Hey second bully: You calling me fat you are dark and fat you look like Grilled pig Lechon.

And thank you for letting the Monster in me come out. I love you all I've trusted all of you, I don't know what to do (cry, we need drama).

You know Kevin Spacey once said its hard to stay mad when there is so much beauty in the world. I said I cannot see any (with tears). Thank you, maybe Kevin Spacey was right The greatest trick ever pulled by
the devil is convincing the world he doesn't exist.

Then leave I mean if the case is severe. Then come back

You know plea Insanity and have a good defense.

No, ignore this I just want to be a scriptwriter 

But you can email them instead use quotes like Matt Damon in the Goodwill Hunting. Then ignore then make
The Shawshank Redemption.


Biyernes, Agosto 2, 2013

Movies for weekend

Movies to watch this weekend:

When the movie is so awful you'll demand 2 hours of your life back. Or your money. But when the movie is spectacular you'll experience the greatest two hours of the day. But what to choose? It is the hardest part but don't listen to your niece with a twilight poster in her bedroom. Or don't believe in the trailer of Safe Haven I was deceived. But its weekend a time to relax so Memento will be listed out. Just watch movie with light impact although Shawshank Redemption is good it is overqualified for a movie night. Or watching American Psycho with your relatives believe me its awkward. Christian Bale will be persona non grata to your aunt or classmates or friends but if you have a sadistic mate, I'll say no comment. This is a light list of movies for the whole bonding time.

5. The Hangover

I don't recommend it for the whole family including your 8 year old nephew but its for bonding time I mean maybe you;ll have an intuition to re-enact the whole hangover thing it will be great, you'll just need a tiger and a crazy Chinese man but you can re-enact other parts. Believe me the first one is the greatest hangover 2 and 3 somewhat blows but the first is a master piece. I'm thinking of card counting in a Casino .
They've lost Doug.



  • 7.8/10-IMDb

    4. Letters to Juliet 

    Trust me this is the greatest performance of Amanda Seyfried. Its a chick flick and dialogues are simple but its profound. Its unpredictable and its a good movie to brighten up your day. I like the funny English accent of Charlie and there Cat-dog relationship with Sophie. I'm not a fan of Chick-flicks I am the greatest detractors of Chick flicks in rotten tomatoes but this is a huge exception. I mean a few revision of the script this will have a reception like Shakespeare in love. And more daring scenes with Egan and Seyfried will be much a greater version of Shakespeare in Love. The concept is a borderline of good and spectacular. But overall its intuition is about love and destiny and you'll never regret watching it.  Some quotes from the movie:

    "What and if are two words non-threatening as words can be but put them together side by side and they can have the power to haunt you, What if, What if.

    "I never experienced love like Juliet does a love to live love ones for a love to cross oceans for but if I ever were to feel it then I'll have the courage to seize it."


    3. Life of Pi 


    I saw it on cinema and I also have a bluray copy. Its a masterpiece its a movie about Life, Journey, Optimism and
    the concept that you are not just living for others they are also living for you its a give and take process but it 
    happens naturally. And most importantly its about letting go and moving on. If you're an animal lover you
    can absolutely relate with the movie.

    2. 500 Days of Summer

    It's not a love story its a story about love. It's just  a smart film on how to deal with bullshit people who you totally
    love but cannot love you back or just say thank you. It's about those days when you feel crappy about yourself 
    then eventually you'll realize that the whole reason is your expectations that came from those pop songs those 
    movies that will make you believe in the word love. Huge film about expectations and reality. This is also a 
    comedy not a love story its light yet its one of greatest films about life.

    1. Silver linings playbook

    There is a Silver Lining here. This is one of the greatest performance of Bradley Cooper thats why he is
    nominated for an Oscar and Jennifer Lawrence that's why she won an Oscar. this film is really crazy
    But after all you'll realize that love is crazy life is crazy. And the two of them are really crazy but the message
    is serious you'll ask yourself "but the trailer is serious" . The movie is not its a comedy especially the 
    wonderful ending. And the funny epic-fail part.




  • Welcome: may the force be with you




    In the start of this blog. To infinity and beyond

    I'll introduce this blog by using Movie quotes:

     You talkin to me? Yes I'm talking to you. You may find this blog made by a sloppy teenager or a non sense diary of a person whose iq is in the range of 50-80 surprise he can write a blog. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore. So I decided to write my own blog Well, nobody's  I'm not perfect either but I've seen a lot of hypocrisy this maybe the peak of stupidity since record stores put twilight over Oscar winning films first and since literature is ruined by Christian Grey.

    After all, tomorrow is another day! But don't wait for another chance for Manny 
    Pacquiao to be the President of the Philippines. When moral decline and good men do nothing, evil flourishes. A society unwilling to learn from the past is doomed. We must never forget our history, we must never lower our guard. I think this is the start.

    In this blog you will find the evolution of mankind.

    "The stuff that dreams are made of. For example:

    Editorial: Yes modern Editorial
    Feature: You know stories
    Humor: Not cartoons but humor on facts 
    Trivia: Facts that you don't know or barely known by someone else.
    Photojournalism: Not Pulitzer. Just Photographs with captions below

    And many many more after all its free.

    But why write? Why make a blog? Reasons are There are blogs with pornos , pure gossips its crappy. And others are none of your business.  I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still here. Do I believe the world's still here? Is it still out there?...Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different. 

    We should look closer on everything, they mean something. Its hard to stay mad when there is so much beauty in the world. Except for Kim 
    Kardashian nothing is off topic in this blog everything is beauty.

    It used to be about trying to do something. Now it's about trying to be someone. 
    Do you concur?

    Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.